Trail# 1256 (February 4, 2007)

Trail:1256Super Bowl Trail
Hares:3babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
Start:1:19pmNE corner of Howard Lane and Desseau Road
Beer Check:#114004 Ceylon Tea Circle
End:2:16pmN30 25.376 W97 38.721 (an uncharted area of Pflugerville)
Miles:2.1
Temp in Circle:66°F
Pack:21
FRB:C'em Cummin
DFL:Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Visitors:1Penile Probe (Hill Country H3)
New Boots:0
Six Week Wankers:6babyG (6wks), Just James (w/PMP) (34wks), Just Kitten (w/PMP) (32wks), Miss New Booty (6wks), Mr. Pib (7wks), Pork My Pussy (6wks)
Auto Wankers:4
Awards:1Pork My Pussy (25 Trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     GPS track courtesy of Wanksgiving

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails12
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.3 miles[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
3.0 miles[Jan 7th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, Day Old Fish, Bitch, James Bitch!
Largest Pack39[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
36[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
23[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Most Auto Wankers7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis61245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254
Smut Mutt31251,1252,1253
Most Frequent DFLBig Bloody Ketchup21248,1252
Wicked Itch of the Yeast21255,1256
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
67°F[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail4.8 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.0-6.6 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack28The packs will be in the range 21-35 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance30%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers10861% Harriers, 39% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers524
Six-Week Wankers44Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN21
Visitors17
New Boots14And 7 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!Wicked Itch of the Yeast92%
C'em Cummin92%
All Shaft No Head92%
Porno Pixie83%
Try A Fuck (TAF)75%
Wh-Oreo75%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown75%
Big Bloody Ketchup75%
50-75% AttendanceDead Whore Dave67%
Great Dane Pain67%
She Mussel Bitch67%
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?58%
Creamadonna58%
Strap-on Elvis50%
Day Old Fish50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Day Old Fish31245,1250,1252
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
45(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pork My Pussy, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie91%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails19(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails10All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails25@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pork My Pussy, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian