Trail# 1255 (January 28, 2007)

Trail:1255Follow the Grand Bastard!
Hares:3Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
Start:2:05pmPumper Up The Butt's house
End:3:43pmThe Low Water Crossing on Lake Austin
Miles:3.1
Temp in Circle:51°F
Pack:39
FRB:Strap-on Elvis
DFL:Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Visitors:4Ez Fag (Mosquito H3), French Drip (Houston H3), Grind Slut (Houston H3), McPisser (Houston H3)
New Boots:1Just Amy (w/Just Andrew)
Six Week Wankers:5blASSt Zone (7wks), Bomb Pops (14wks), Death By Dildo (8wks), Rocky Twat (21wks), Tuck It Up The Butt (8wks)
Auto Wankers:5
Awards:1Smut Mutt (250 trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails11
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.3 miles[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Shortest Trail2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
3.0 miles[Jan 7th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, Day Old Fish, Bitch, James Bitch!
3.1 miles[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
Largest Pack39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
39[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
36[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
23[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
24[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
Most Auto Wankers7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
5[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis61245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254
Smut Mutt31251,1252,1253
Most Frequent DFLBig Bloody Ketchup21248,1252
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
67°F[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5.1 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.5-6.7 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack29The packs will be in the range 22-36 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance31%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers10861% Harriers, 39% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers524
Six-Week Wankers42Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN19
Visitors16
New Boots14And 7 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!Wicked Itch of the Yeast91%
C'em Cummin91%
All Shaft No Head91%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown82%
Try A Fuck (TAF)82%
Wh-Oreo82%
Big Bloody Ketchup82%
Porno Pixie82%
50-75% AttendanceDead Whore Dave73%
She Mussel Bitch73%
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?64%
Great Dane Pain64%
Strap-on Elvis55%
Day Old Fish55%
Creamadonna55%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Day Old Fish31245,1250,1252
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
46(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie90%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails2Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails19(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails10All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails24@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian