Trail# 1252 (January 7, 2007)

Trail:1252 Elvis' Birthday Trail
Hares:3Strap-on Elvis, Day Old Fish, Bitch, James Bitch!
Start:1:36pmCommons Ford Ranch Park
Beer Check:#1N30 20.067 W97 53.361
End:3:17pmCommons Ford Ranch Park
Miles:3.0Given the "ups and downs" it felt more like 8 miles
Temp in Circle:58°F
Pack:24
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:Big Bloody Ketchup
Visitors:0
New Boots:0
Six Week Wankers:3Bitch, James Bitch! (8wks), Social Retard (11wks), Squeeze Box (11wks)
Auto Wankers:4
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails8
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.3 miles[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Shortest Trail2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
3.0 miles[Jan 7th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, Day Old Fish, Bitch, James Bitch!
4.0 miles[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
Largest Pack39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
31[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
30[Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head
Most Auto Wankers5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
4[Jan 7th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, Day Old Fish, Bitch, James Bitch!
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis51245,1246,1248,1249,1250
Smut Mutt21251,1252
Most Frequent DFLBig Bloody Ketchup21248,1252
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
67°F[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Coldest Circle46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
52°F[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
Average Trail5.1 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.4-6.8 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack28The packs will be in the range 23-33 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance36%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers11858% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers512
Six-Week Wankers58Average Weeks Wanking= 15
NFHN21
Visitors11
New Boots10And 5 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%
Hashing is my life!C'em Cummin88%
All Shaft No Head88%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown88%
Wh-Oreo88%
Porno Pixie75%
Dead Whore Dave75%
Try A Fuck (TAF)75%
Big Bloody Ketchup75%
She Mussel Bitch75%
50-75% AttendanceDude, Where's My Beercheck?63%
Day Old Fish63%
Great Dane Pain63%
Strap-on Elvis50%
Squeezin' Semen50%
Twisted Fister50%
Creamadonna50%
Pork My Pussy50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish31245,1250,1252
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
55(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Easy Access, El Smeets, Every Other Dick, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Happy Crack, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie86%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails2Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails10Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails23(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails10All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails26@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Every Other Dick, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian