Trail# 1251 (December 31, 2006)

Trail:1251All Mud, All Of The Time
Hares:3Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
Start:1:30pmWalnut Creek Water Treatment Facility on FM-969
Beer Check:#1N30 18.340 W97 38.841
Beer Check:#2N30 20.076 W97 38.690
End:4:05pmTrooper Worm's House
Miles:7.4(Eagle)
Miles:5.3(Turkey)
Temp in Circle:52°FHow is it that the temperature in Trooper Worm's backyard is 10 degrees colder than anyplace else?
Pack:24
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:Porno Pixie
Visitors:2Just Holly (Knoxville H3), Numb Nuts (Knoxville H3)
New Boots:2Just Jody (w/Body), Just John (w/Body)
Six Week Wankers:1Crusty Beaver (6wks)
Auto Wankers:0
Awards:1Wh-Oreo (69 Trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails7
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.3 miles[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Shortest Trail2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
4.0 miles[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
4.2 miles[Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head
Largest Pack39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
31[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
30[Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head
Most Auto Wankers5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
2[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis51245,1246,1248,1249,1250
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
67°F[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Coldest Circle46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
52°F[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
Average Trail5.4 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.8-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack29The packs will be in the range 23-35 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance38%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers12257% Harriers, 43% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers511
Six-Week Wankers58Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN25
Visitors9
New Boots12And 4 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%
Hashing is my life!Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown86%
C'em Cummin86%
Wh-Oreo86%
All Shaft No Head86%
50-75% AttendanceDead Whore Dave71%
Big Bloody Ketchup71%
Porno Pixie71%
She Mussel Bitch71%
Try A Fuck (TAF)71%
Great Dane Pain71%
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?57%
Twisted Fister57%
Pork My Pussy57%
Day Old Fish57%
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
56(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Easy Access, El Smeets, Every Other Dick, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Happy Crack, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie100%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails2Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails10Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails23(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails9All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving
25-68 Trails27@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Every Other Dick, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian, Wh-Oreo