| Trail: | 1250 | Two Hot Tamales and a Fish | |
| Hares: | 3 | Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish | |
| Start: | 1:25pm | Balcones District Park | |
| Shot Check: | #1 | The Hideout | |
| Shot Check: | #2 | @ss Gagger's Condo | |
| End: | 3:40pm | Katherine Fleischer Park | |
| Miles: | 6.3 | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 46°F | ||
| Pack: | 23 | ||
| FRB: | Father Syphilis | ||
| DFL: | babyG | ||
| Visitors: | 1 | Pornarotti (Memphis H3) | |
| New Boots: | 0 | ||
| Six Week Wankers: | 5 | Bone Sucker (17wks), Miss New Booty (6wks), Squeef (10wks), Vagitarian (9wks), Wanksgiving (7wks) | |
| Trail Wankers: | 2 | ||
| Awards: | 1 | Father Syphilis (250 Trails) | |
| Namings: | 0 | ||
| Transplants: | 0 | ||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation GPS Track courtesy of All Shaft No Head |
| Trails | 6 |
| Longest Trail | 7.1 miles | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| 6.3 miles | [Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish | |
| 6.1 miles | [Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings |
| Shortest Trail | 2.7 miles | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| 4.0 miles | [Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head | |
| 4.2 miles | [Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head |
| Largest Pack | 39 | [Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| 31 | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish | |
| 30 | [Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head |
| Most Wankers On Trail | 5 | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| 5 | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis | |
| 2 | [Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 5 | 1245,1246,1248,1249,1250 |
| Coldest Circle | 46°F | [Dec 24th] Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish |
| Warmest Circle | 79°F | [Dec 17th] High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| Average Trail | 5.1 miles | The trails will be in the range 3.4-6.8 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 30 | The packs will be in the range 24-36 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 40% | |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 123 | 58% Harriers, 42% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 510 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 56 | Average Weeks Wanking= 14 |
| NFHN25 | ||
| Visitors9 | ||
| New Boots | 10 | And 2 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin |
| 100% Attendance | Father Syphilis | 100% |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| Smut Mutt | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 83% |
| C'em Cummin | 83% | |
| Dead Whore Dave | 83% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 83% | |
| All Shaft No Head | 83% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Twisted Fister | 67% |
| Big Bloody Ketchup | 67% | |
| Pork My Pussy | 67% | |
| Porno Pixie | 67% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 67% | |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 67% | |
| Great Dane Pain | 67% | |
| Day Old Fish | 67% | |
| Dude, Where's My Beercheck? | 67% | |
| Just Head | 50% | |
| Cream Of Smeets | 50% | |
| @ss Gagger | 50% | |
| Creamadonna | 50% |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 58 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Easy Access, El Smeets, Every Other Dick, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Happy Crack, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 1 | Crusty Beaver |
| 500-665 Trails | 2 | Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch |
| 250-499 Trails | 10 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 23 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 9 | All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving |
| 25-68 Trails | 28 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Every Other Dick, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian, Wh-Oreo |
