Trail# 1250 (December 24, 2006)

Trail:1250Two Hot Tamales and a Fish
Hares:3Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Start:1:25pmBalcones District Park
Shot Check:#1The Hideout
Shot Check:#2@ss Gagger's Condo
End:3:40pmKatherine Fleischer Park
Miles:6.3
Temp in Circle:46°F
Pack:23
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:babyG
Visitors:1Pornarotti (Memphis H3)
New Boots:0
Six Week Wankers:5Bone Sucker (17wks), Miss New Booty (6wks), Squeef (10wks), Vagitarian (9wks), Wanksgiving (7wks)
Trail Wankers:2
Awards:1Father Syphilis (250 Trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     GPS Track courtesy of All Shaft No Head

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails6

Longest Trail7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.3 miles[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
6.1 miles[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings

Shortest Trail2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
4.0 miles[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
4.2 miles[Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head

Largest Pack39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
31[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
30[Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head

Most Wankers On Trail5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
2[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish

Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis51245,1246,1248,1249,1250

Coldest Circle46°F[Dec 24th] Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] High Beams, All Shaft No Head

Average Trail5.1 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.4-6.8 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack30The packs will be in the range 24-36 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance40%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers12358% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers510
Six-Week Wankers56Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN25
Visitors9
New Boots10And 2 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 

100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%

Hashing is my life!Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown83%
C'em Cummin83%
Dead Whore Dave83%
Wh-Oreo83%
All Shaft No Head83%

50-75% AttendanceTwisted Fister67%
Big Bloody Ketchup67%
Pork My Pussy67%
Porno Pixie67%
She Mussel Bitch67%
Try A Fuck (TAF)67%
Great Dane Pain67%
Day Old Fish67%
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?67%
Just Head50%
Cream Of Smeets50%
@ss Gagger50%
Creamadonna50%

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
58(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Easy Access, El Smeets, Every Other Dick, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Happy Crack, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails2Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails10Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails23(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails9All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving
25-68 Trails28@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Every Other Dick, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian, Wh-Oreo