| Trail: | 1249 | Holidaze Hash | |
| Hares: | 2 | High Beams, All Shaft No Head | |
| Start: | 1:35pm | Under IH-35 at 7th Street | |
| Shot Check: | #1 | Waterloo Park | |
| End: | 3:02pm | Pease Park | |
| Miles: | 4.0 | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 79°F | ||
| Pack: | 39 | ||
| FRB: | Father Syphilis | ||
| DFL: | Great Dane Pain | ||
| Visitors: | 5 | Davey Crotchit (Hill Country H3), Just Holly (Knoxville H3), Just John (w/Daffadildo), Leisure Suit Larry (DC H3), Numb Nuts (Knoxville H3) | |
| New Boots: | 3 | Just Andrew (w/Beaver Cleaver), Just Carl (from LoveJoy's), Just Cheryl (Cedar Park) | |
| Six Week Wankers: | 5 | Daffadildo (29wks), Just Amanda H. (22wks), Lewis and Cock (6wks), Mr. Pib (8wks), SmegmaBalls (6wks) | |
| Trail Wankers: | 2 | ||
| Awards: | 0 | ||
| Namings: | 1 | Just Shae=Twisted Fister | |
| Transplants: | 1 | Elder Cunt (Hsinchi H3) | |
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation |
| Trails | 5 |
| Longest Trail | 7.1 miles | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| 6.1 miles | [Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings | |
| 4.2 miles | [Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head |
| Shortest Trail | 2.7 miles | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| 4.0 miles | [Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head | |
| 4.2 miles | [Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head |
| Largest Pack | 39 | [Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| 31 | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish | |
| 30 | [Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head |
| Most Wankers On Trail | 5 | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| 5 | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis | |
| 2 | [Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 4 | 1245,1246,1248,1249 |
| Coldest Circle | 48°F | [Dec 3rd] Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| Warmest Circle | 79°F | [Dec 17th] High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| Average Trail | 4.8 miles | The trails will be in the range 3.0-6.6 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 31 | The packs will be in the range 26-36 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 44% | |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 125 | 58% Harriers, 42% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 510 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 52 | Average Weeks Wanking= 14 |
| NFHN27 | ||
| Visitors8 | ||
| New Boots | 10 |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin |
| 100% Attendance | Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 100% |
| C'em Cummin | 100% | |
| Father Syphilis | 100% | |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| Smut Mutt | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 100% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | Big Bloody Ketchup | 80% |
| Porno Pixie | 80% | |
| Dead Whore Dave | 80% | |
| Dude, Where's My Beercheck? | 80% | |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 80% | |
| Great Dane Pain | 80% | |
| All Shaft No Head | 80% |
| 50-75% Attendance | She Mussel Bitch | 60% |
| Cream Of Smeets | 60% | |
| Creamadonna | 60% | |
| Day Old Fish | 60% | |
| Twisted Fister | 60% | |
| Pork My Pussy | 60% |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 60 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Easy Access, El Smeets, Every Other Dick, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Happy Crack, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 1 | Crusty Beaver |
| 500-665 Trails | 2 | Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch |
| 250-499 Trails | 9 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 24 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Easy Access, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 9 | All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving |
| 25-68 Trails | 28 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Every Other Dick, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian, Wh-Oreo |
