Trail# 1248 (December 10, 2006)

Trail:1248Holiday Hangover Trail
Hares:3High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head
Start:1:29pmKrieg Fields
Shot Check:#1End of Grove Drive
Shot Check:#24780 Elmont Drive
Shot Check:#32581 Sheringham Drive
End:3:21pm1702 Mariposa Drive (Cadaver Diver and Head Banger's abode)
Miles:4.2
Temp in Circle:53°F
Pack:30
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:Big Bloody Ketchup
Visitors:5Cheap Dirty Hole (Little Rock H3), Just Holly (Knoxville H3), Leisure Suit Larry (DC H3), Numb Nuts (Knoxville H3), Pothole (Everyday is Wednesday H3)
New Boots:1Just Paul (the r*nner)
Six Week Wankers:5Beaver Cleaver (11wks), blASSt Zone (8wks), Dr. McLickMe (53wks), Heavin' Semen (11wks), Tornanalsoreass Rex (8wks)
Trail Wankers:1
Awards:1Day Old Fish (100 Trails)
Namings:3Just Julie=Porno Pixie, Just Matt=Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Just Nicole=Dr. McLickMe
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails4

Longest Trail7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.1 miles[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
4.2 miles[Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head

Shortest Trail2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
4.2 miles[Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head
6.1 miles[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings

Largest Pack31[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
30[Dec 10th] Hared by High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head
29[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings

Most Wankers On Trail5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
1[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings

Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis31245,1246,1248

Coldest Circle48°F[Dec 3rd] Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
Warmest Circle77°F[Nov 26th] Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings

Average Attendance49%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers12058% Harriers, 43% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers512
Six-Week Wankers50Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN25
Visitors6
New Boots7

Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 

100% AttendanceBubbles The Sad Beer Clown100%
C'em Cummin100%
Father Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wh-Oreo100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%

Hashing is my life!Big Bloody Ketchup75%
Porno Pixie75%
Day Old Fish75%
Dead Whore Dave75%
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?75%
Try A Fuck (TAF)75%
Great Dane Pain75%
All Shaft No Head75%

50-75% AttendanceDeath By Dildo50%
Cadaver Diver50%
She Mussel Bitch50%
Cream Of Smeets50%
Creamadonna50%
Just John (w/PMP)50%
Pork My Pussy50%
Strap-on Elvis50%
Just Shae (w/Dead Whore Dave)50%
Tuck It Up The Butt50%
Glow Worm50%
Lost N Mound50%

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
60(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Easy Access, El Smeets, Every Other Dick, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Happy Crack, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails2Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails9Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails24(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Easy Access, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails9All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving
25-68 Trails28@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Every Other Dick, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian, Wh-Oreo