Trail# 1247 (December 3, 2006)

Trail:1247Virgin Hares, Everywhere You Look
Hares:3Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
Start:1:43pmWolf Ranch Town Center in Georgetown (SW corner of IH-35 and Rt. 29)
Beer Check:#1Corner of Scenic Drive and West 17th Street in Georgetown
End:3:05pmBlue Hole Park, off Scenic Drive in Georgetown
Miles:2.7
Temp in Circle:48°FDid I mention it was windy, too?
Pack:25
FRB:Wicked Itch of the Yeast
DFL:Wh-Oreo
Visitors:3Just Holly (Knoxville H3), Leisure Suit Larry (DC H3), Numb Nuts (Knoxville H3)
New Boots:2Just Matt #2 (w/Dead Whore Dave), Just Matt #3 (Just Matt #2's son)
Six Week Wankers:0
Trail Wankers:5
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     GPS Track courtesy of Bubbles

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails3
Longest Trail7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.1 miles[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
Shortest Trail2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
6.1 miles[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Largest Pack31[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
29[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
25[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
Most Wankers On Trail5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
1[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
Coldest Circle48°F[Dec 3rd] Dead Whore Dave, Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave), Father Syphilis
Warmest Circle77°F[Nov 26th] Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
Average Attendance59%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers12058% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers511
Six-Week Wankers54Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN28
Visitors4
New Boots6
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceBubbles The Sad Beer Clown100%
C'em Cummin100%
Father Syphilis100%
Great Dane Pain100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wh-Oreo100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%
50-75% AttendanceDay Old Fish67%
Big Bloody Ketchup67%
Pork My Pussy67%
She Mussel Bitch67%
Cream Of Smeets67%
Creamadonna67%
Just John (w/PMP)67%
Just Julie (w/SMB)67%
All Shaft No Head67%
Dead Whore Dave67%
Death By Dildo67%
Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave)67%
Glow Worm67%
Just Shae (w/Dead Whore Dave)67%
Try A Fuck (TAF)67%
Tuck It Up The Butt67%
Lost N Mound67%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
63(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Easy Access, El Smeets, Every Other Dick, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Happy Crack, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, High Beams, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails2Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails9Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails23(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Easy Access, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails10All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving
25-68 Trails28@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Every Other Dick, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian, Wh-Oreo