| Trail: | 1246 | TAF's 40th Birthday Hash | |
| Hares: | 3 | Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings (in absentia) | |
| Start: | 1:42pm | Gaines Creek Park, off Southwest Parkway | |
| Beer Check: | #1 | Turnaround ramp over MoPac at Southwest Parkway | |
| End: | 3:45pm | Gaines Creek Park | |
| Miles: | 6.1 | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 77°F | ||
| Pack: | 29 | ||
| FRB: | Father Syphilis | ||
| DFL: | Squeezin' Semen | ||
| Visitors: | 0 | ||
| New Boots: | 4 | Just Brian (w/PMP), Just Greg (w/PMP), Just Julie (w/SMB), Just Orlando (w/Wh-Oreo) | |
| Six Week Wankers: | 4 | El Smeets (6wks), Jug Tugger (6wks), Squeezin' Semen (25wks), Stay Free With Wings (11wks) | |
| Trail Wankers: | 1 | ||
| Awards: | 0 | ||
| Namings: | 0 | ||
| Transplants: | 0 | ||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation |
| Trails | 2 |
| Longest Trail | 7.1 miles | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| 6.1 miles | [Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings |
| Shortest Trail | 6.1 miles | [Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings |
| 7.1 miles | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| Largest Pack | 31 | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| 29 | [Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings |
| Most Wankers On Trail | 5 | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| 1 | [Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings |
| Average Attendance | 69% | |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 125 | 57% Harriers, 43% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 508 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 53 | Average Weeks Wanking= 15 |
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| New Boots | 4 |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin |
| 100% Attendance | All Shaft No Head | 100% |
| Big Bloody Ketchup | 100% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 100% | |
| C'em Cummin | 100% | |
| Cream Of Smeets | 100% | |
| Father Syphilis | 100% | |
| Great Dane Pain | 100% | |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| Just John (w/PMP) | 100% | |
| Pork My Pussy | 100% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 100% | |
| Smut Mutt | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% | |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 100% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 100% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 100% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Death By Dildo | 50% |
| Just Brian (w/PMP) | 50% | |
| Brrrr | 50% | |
| Cadaver Diver | 50% | |
| Just Greg (w/PMP) | 50% | |
| Just Head | 50% | |
| Cornholio | 50% | |
| Creamadonna | 50% | |
| Crusty Beaver | 50% | |
| Just Julie (w/SMB) | 50% | |
| Day Old Fish | 50% | |
| Dead Whore Dave | 50% | |
| Just Kaye (w/HB) | 50% | |
| Jug Tugger | 50% | |
| Squeezin' Semen | 50% | |
| Just Matt (w/Dead Whore Dave) | 50% | |
| Stay Free With Wings | 50% | |
| El Smeets | 50% | |
| Just Orlando (w/Wh-Oreo) | 50% | |
| Strap-on Elvis | 50% | |
| Free Meat | 50% | |
| Just Shae (w/Dead Whore Dave) | 50% | |
| Glow Worm | 50% | |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 50% | |
| Little Ring Riding Hood | 50% | |
| Lost N Mound | 50% | |
| Menage A Paw | 50% |
| Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared) |
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| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 66 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Easy Access, El Smeets, Every Other Dick, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Happy Crack, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, High Beams, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, No Hands, Organ Grinder, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 1 | Crusty Beaver |
| 500-665 Trails | 3 | Ram Rod, She Mussel Bitch, Sperm Bank |
| 250-499 Trails | 9 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, SmegmaBalls, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 23 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Easy Access, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, High Beams, I Pee Freely, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 10 | All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving |
| 25-68 Trails | 29 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Every Other Dick, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, No Hands, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian, Wh-Oreo |
